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Write a TON of raw content

It’s time to write. And write. And write and write and write and write and then write some more.

In other words: make baby chicks!

It takes at least 5,000-8,000 words of raw content to have enough material for a great essay. We’ll show you how to get that many words out quickly using a sophisticated, pro-level writing tool we call, Write a Bunch of Crap™.

You’re going to sit down and write even if it’s horrible, near-incomprehensible babble. Some of the best essays come from the most, errr, crappy crap.

We recommend using Google Docs—you can type or use their built-in speech-to-text feature.

We do not recommend handwriting. It will make your life harder later on.

We’ll get you started with simple, powerful activities that will help you churn out a huge brood of baby chicks quickly.